Jersey Shore Season 4 updates

On Thursday (August 4), MTV returns to the "Jersey Shore", except that this time the GTL team so we went with Florence, Italy, standing in his usual shirt while stomping grounds.

What will bring a European vacation to our favorite fist pumpers? Well, thanks to the ever-vigilant paparazzi - and the antics unhushable "JS" cast, we know something is set to develop.

If you prefer to go in season 4 with no clue about what to expect, stop reading now and return later for post-release wrap. This material does not count as spoilers, but rather warns us:

>> Snooki crashes in a police car: In May, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was a parked police car. No alcohol was involved and although a couple of Italian police officers suffered minor injuries, poof Snooki affected.

>> Ronnie vs. the situation: Not a big shock that these two last duke it out. We will not say who won, but we know that we'd put our money on FTW.

>> Pale: Apparently, the crew had trouble finding a place to complete the "bronzing" of GTL trifecta. The color fades to almost human at the end of the season.

What do you expect from Season 4 of "Jersey Shore" people connected?

You can take the cast of Jersey Shore, but you can teach the Italians. For the fourth season of reality show absurdity of "Jersey Shore", the location has been changed to the fair country of Italy, not mischief.

The "Jersey Shore" can be oiled, tanned and polished to its stars millionaires, but despite all they''ve gained, "driven" people are surprisingly ignorant of international travel, the country's native language They live in ll''for 40 days or, in fact, the approximate location of Italy.

"I have no idea where Italy is on the map," the hobbit-sized star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi admits in one of the many series-documentary style interview, "but I know what it is and how that like a boot. "

The cast members to come up with leaning towers of luggage and immediately begin the topography of its many levels, the Italian luxury digs, offering his lessons on how a bidet works inadequate. It's good to catch up with old band.

Ronnie Ortiz Magro super fan sits in a chair and almost immediately falls like timber, clearly not built for an American weightlifting, splinters under his weight.

Snooki once again stout club in his clothes, now is a leaner demon training without a gym membership Italian. It is bound to get your exercise in the living room in front of her classmates. (His movement "looks like she is havin sex with her," said teammate Paul "DJ" Pauly D "Delvecchio, who came closer to see better).

Jenni "J-Woww" Farley is concerned about the lack of "gorillas" and "juice heads" in Italy, probably sounds like you are looking for a strange safari by directing the language of the coast of New Jersey to good people of Florence. The only Italian-speaking co-star, Vinny Guadagnino works in translating their jargon: "No grenades, Please" (not prego garnet).

Beyond that, straightening irons melted Italian media power and aggressive birds hiding in the backyard, but none of the cultural mistakes led to the kind of viewers compared with the slap of reality television, no doubt, had hope to achieve. Even unsuccessful attempts to call a cab and called drunken mating castmates once so fun in Seaside Heights, predictable, forgettable plot moments even now.

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